Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Tito Kayak Strikes Again



Tito Kayak, known by his mother as Alberto De Jesus Mercado, once again made news this week, as the local hero of the Puerto Rican environmental movement and general social activist once again climbed the construction cranes at the Paseo Caribe project in San Juan, PR. This time, local law enforcement were ordered like goons of the mafia to take him down and arrest him.

In a daring escape watched live by many on television, Tito managed to rappel down from the crane and unto a red kayak in the water below while police officers were kept at bay by his supporters. Tito Kayak then rowed himself under a bridge whose clearance was too low for the police powerboats and somehow managed to switch out of the kayak, so when the kayak was apprehended it wasn't him on board. Instead he was swimming across to the other shore. When he was spotted by the police helicopters, other supporters jumped into the water confusing the police further and finally guaranteeing his getaway. This would have made a great scene in a movie, but until his life story makes its way to the theaters you can watch video of his escape here.




[Update: Tito Kayak Turned himself in today to Police officers]

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tito kayak es El Zorro puertorriqueno. Es nuestro justiciero. Que Dios Lo bendiga.

Anonymous said...

Quien es Tito Kayak? Quien lo financia?

Donde trabaja que le permiten pasar tanto tiempo protestando y bajo arresto sin repercusiones en su salario y seguridad de empleo?

Quien es su familia? No tiene esposa o hijos que se preocupen por que arriesga su vida (y la de otros) subiendose a lugares peligrosos?

Quien paga sus gastos legales?

Demanda *toda* la verdad! No solo lo que otros se limitan a decirte.

Anonymous said...

Y quien velara por el aire q-repiramos y los arboles en la ciudad capital? En estos momentos tuban y pican arboles cientinarios alado del nuevo sede del Conservatorio del Musica en la Ponce De Leon PDA 15 1/2 pero parece q-el gobierno da permiso al gobierno.....ay bendito!

Anonymous said...

Quien es Tito kayak?
Te voy a decir no esta loco,ni es ningun heroe,ni un ambientaliste, es un Independentista con corazon de Machetero.
Quien le paga los gastos legales?
Los abogados del Partido Independentista
Si tiene familia?
Claro que si pero a Tito solo le importan sus locuras.
Este personaje que no quiere nada con los Estados Unidos pero como le encanta tener los billetitos verdes en el bolsillo.
Si tienes mas preguntas te las puedo contestar.

Anonymous said...

Aquellos que cuestionan o critican a Tito Kayak jamas han tenido ni tendran los cojones de hacer algo por su patria - que pena... son los ratoncitos que comen de este planeta sin dejar un legado -- Tito Kayak, me quito el sombrero ante ti - que Dios te Bendiga.

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