Sunday, March 16, 2008

Parking for Mitsubishi Monteros Only



Few people believed me when I told them that in some parts of San Juan there were parking spots reserved for Mitsubishi Montero SUVs. So I took a picture. This photo came from the parking garage at the Muñoz International Airport, it reads:

Area Reserved for
Monteros [model year] '92 to '97
ONLY
Violators will be fined


The explanation seems to be that given the popularity of the Montero (in Puerto Rico and in Latin America) a black market for parts developed, targeting specifically the Montero's computer box found easily under the passenger side dashboard. In an effort to stop these robberies "Montero-Only" parking, with surveillance cameras, became small trend in big San Juan parking garages.

(NOTE: Before anyone mentions it, yes I am aware the Muñoz International Airport is located in Carolina and not in San Juan, but its a distinction only people from Carolina seem to care about.)

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Things I have learned in my 29 years on this planet



Last Tuesday I celebrated my 29th birthday. With most of my friends scattered across the U.S., I found myself fielding calls from lots of places from Florida to Massachusetts to California. One particular caller made it a point to remind me how close I am to the big three-oh and how close that was to the even bigger four-oh! After our parting insults ( I get to call her a bitch and she calls me a bastard ) I gave what she was saying some thought.

Of course, from her traditional-old-country-Mexican point of view, I should be married by now with 5 kids and a pregnant dog, but it's just not my style. Despite her disapproval of my bohemian lifestyle, I have led a pretty good 29 years considering it all and thought it good for memory's sake to take inventory of that and the lessons I have learned.

So here are 29 lessons I have learned in my 29 years of life:


Lesson #1 - Be passionate.
Above all else be passionate about everything you do. If you are not passionate about something your time and energy could be better spent elsewhere. In times of crisis and doubt follow your most passionate instincts and you'll live without regret.

Lesson #2 - Listen.
People always tell you more than you need to know. Listen carefully to their words, listen to their emotions, and you'll learn to understand them.

Lesson #3 - Think.
Never be lazy with your thoughts. Explore your wants and needs in your own head. Debrief your day. Think about you and think about your effect on others.

Lesson #4 - Be political.
Create your own political point of view, do not let others define your politics.

Lesson #5 - Strive for respect, from those who you respect
Figure out whom you respect the most, figure out why, and live to earn their respect.

Lesson #6 - Do not imitate.
If you are acting like someone else at any point in your life, stop yourself and return to last place you knew who you were.

Lesson #7 - Know your family history.
The world is a lot more interesting when you know who is/was in your family and where they came from.

Lesson #8 - Ask questions.
Never shy away from your ignorance and never accept it. If you don't know something this is the time to learn.

Lesson #9 - Don't loose touch with others.
While it is hard to keep connected with everyone you've met, make the effort.

Lesson #10 - Everyone is interesting.
In many ways the people you've met show you how your life would have been had you made some different choices. Learn from them.

Lesson #11 - Make a decision.
You should never become paralyzed by indecision, if you can't decide between the options it means your choices are equally good/bad and you just need to pick one.

Lesson #12 - Making Money is not a goal.
Making money is a means not a goal. Remember that.

Lesson #13 - Be honest.
If you fail at anything in life, do not fail at honesty. Your word will only be accepted on trust once.

Lesson #14 - Find an expert.
An expert is someone that knows more about something than you. Always keep a lookout for other experts. Learn from them.

Lesson #15 - Everyone is an expert on something.
Find out what that is.

Lesson #16 - Accept defeat when defeated.
Never allow yourself to be called a sore-loser.

Lesson #17 - Never boast.
Other than at job interviews.

Lesson #18 - Never oversell yourself.
Know your limits and never accept a responsibility you know you can't handle.

Lesson #19 - Try something new.
No two days should be the same in your life.

Lesson #20 - Be Helpful.
If something is within your power to fix, fix it.

Lesson #21 - Don't expect a thank you.
No matter how much you deserve it, never expect it.

Lesson #22 - Find Help.
Never be too proud to ask for help, when you need it.

Lesson #23 - Do not become dependent on help.
Your neediness should be brief and unusual.

Lesson #24 - Seek Wisdom
Read.

Lesson #25 - Travel
You don't know till you've been there.

Lesson #26 - Knowledge is freedom.
He/she who knows more is less vulnerable.

Lesson #27 - Oppression must be fought.
You are always in the right when you defend those who can't defend themselves.

Lesson #28 - Be mindful of your faults.
Someone has surely pointed them out, work on them.

Lesson #29 - Love hurts.
It just does. If you can't accept that, it'll hurt more.

Hope these lesson are found useful by someone.

An interesting sign in San Juan



The sign reads "We sell belly dancing dresses in bulk"... I admit to not knowing much about belly dancing, but is there some huge demand for belly dancing dresses that I'm unaware of? Who is buying these in bulk? Should I stock up just in case they run out?

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Hispanics and Barack Obama: Racism without shame



Much has been made about the lack of support for Barack Obama among U.S. Latinos and much has been left unsaid. Among the mainstream media, and the mainstream Hispanic media, the issue is barely debated and simply lumped into a generalized pro-Clinton attitude among Hispanics. This is bullshit and everyone within the Hispanic community knows this. Barack Obama is black. That's the issue. That has been the issue, but no one will say it.

For the uninitiated it may come as a surprise that there is a great amount of racism within the Hispanic community. Not only does it exist, it is rampant, blatant, and without shame. Hispanics are the last bastion of pure unadulterated racism and it is high time we were called out about it.

Let me break it down:

If we are to greatly generalize, Puerto Ricans and Dominicans tend to have better relations with black Americans than do Mexicans and Cubans, and typically the more traditional or oldest members especially if they are recent immigrants tend to hold more anti-black sentiments than others.

That however is a generalization. I know black Dominicans who swear they are of pure European racial stock, or that their skin color is due to their Indian heritage. Many Puerto Ricans suffer from this delusion as well. And I've had friends laugh at me for dating an African American girl.

The issue is not a simple one and not one I expect any of the news channels to tackle in one of their so-in-depth 30 second interviews. In fact it is an issue that most Hispanics turn a blind eye to and go as far as arguing that in Latin America there is no racism.

The reasons for this racism are due to two main factors: 1) the racism practiced in Latin America and 2) the racism practiced in the United States. The message from both societies has been that it is better to be white above all else.

Americans should be aware that in Latin America it is still considered funny for comedians to go on stage with blackface on and that Latin America has never had a movement for black civil rights.

This is due to different sets of circumstances surrounding the histories of both the Anglo-American and Latin American societies. Slavery was never as institutionalized in Latin America as it was in the U.S. and discrimination was also less of an act supported by Latin American governments, unlike what we find in U.S. history. In fact while most Latin American countries had slavery, only Cuba and Brazil could be considered slave societies like the Southern States. And the transition to integrations while slower has also been smoother.

Still, we have a situation where most Latino immigrants to the U.S. come from places where the darker your skin is the less desirable you are and where the local equivalents to the word "nigger" are still in use even if it is not perceived as having the same negative connotation. Even black Latinos are often encourage to marry white or “whiter” Latinos "para mejorar la raza" or "to better the race".

So here is Barack Obama, a perfectly qualified person for the Presidency of the United States and to whose campaign I have donated, and much of the Hispanic population is unable to see him for anything else than a black man. Why?

Because in the Hispanic community the Republican Party for years has been characterizing the Democrats as the "Party of Blacks" and if you vote Democrat you must then be either black or a "nigger-lover". This is discourse that has been unsavory in most white American communities for a couple of decades. But for the throngs of Hispanic immigrants who come every year into the U.S. the message is new and it is a threat.

If someone is trying to start a new life in the U.S. free from discrimination or oppression the last thing they want is to be associated with the racial group considered most undesirable in the US, African Americans.

Due to political considerations, the Hispanic vote is still mostly Democratic, but the socially progressive message of the party is often lost when Republicans scare Hispanics with the message that black candidates will only serve black constituents often at the loss of Hispanic political influence and government services.

Latinos everywhere must enlighten themselves and see the system for what it is and recognize that African Americans and Hispanic Americans sit in the same boat, and if we stop rowing simply because the other is rowing, we'll just go around in circles.

I support Barack Obama, because I do believe in his message, because I believe in his politics, and because we should want to be more than just tokens as we were under the Clinton & Bush administrations and as we would be under McCain. I believe him to be a person of considerate thought, a person of responsibility, and a person who learns from his mistakes, and that's who I want watching over our country and our future, and to deal fairly with our brothers in Latin America and Africa.

And to my Latino brothers and sisters who cannot stand the thought of voting for a black man, I hope you find your shame before it is publicly found for you.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

ASK A CHOLA for President

This morning Ask A Chola announced her candidacy for the Presidency of the United States. We at Latino Insurgent feel she is perfectly qualified, watch her make her case...

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Ask a Chola joins the Writer's strike

Our favorite Chola is on the street again making friends and lending her Chola expertise to the writers on strike in front of Paramount Studios.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Pirates & Emperors

A school house rock style explanation of imperialism and American foreign policy.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Tito Kayak Strikes Again



Tito Kayak, known by his mother as Alberto De Jesus Mercado, once again made news this week, as the local hero of the Puerto Rican environmental movement and general social activist once again climbed the construction cranes at the Paseo Caribe project in San Juan, PR. This time, local law enforcement were ordered like goons of the mafia to take him down and arrest him.

In a daring escape watched live by many on television, Tito managed to rappel down from the crane and unto a red kayak in the water below while police officers were kept at bay by his supporters. Tito Kayak then rowed himself under a bridge whose clearance was too low for the police powerboats and somehow managed to switch out of the kayak, so when the kayak was apprehended it wasn't him on board. Instead he was swimming across to the other shore. When he was spotted by the police helicopters, other supporters jumped into the water confusing the police further and finally guaranteeing his getaway. This would have made a great scene in a movie, but until his life story makes its way to the theaters you can watch video of his escape here.




[Update: Tito Kayak Turned himself in today to Police officers]

Monday, November 12, 2007

10 ways to avert the end of the American Empire

I have often been criticized for being anti-American, but that is an inaccurate portrayal of my points of view. I am highly critical of the United States because I expect more from it. As a citizen of the United States, I too have a stake in it's future and I do not want harm to come to it. For that reason I am offering here ten ways in which the United States can avert a fall from grace as a global superpower.

1) Rapidly privatize space exploration and travel: Space exploration has been a major driver of new technology development, from computers to medicine, but American leadership in this field is eroding fast. In the past 10 years the number of space faring nations has risen to 11, counting the European Space Agency as one. In the next few years Brazil and Kazakstan (which inherited the development and launch facilities of the former USSR) will inaugurate their own programs, and reaching the moon is the next logical goal. In order to out-do the investment potential of countries like India and China, the US must involve private industry to commercialize the endeavor. But it isn't just money, it's human resources that matter and command economies like China can place their best in research and development while the US cannot do so. Commercializing the space industry will draw the broadest possible net to make use of America's top scientists and engineers, as well as those from other countries, to ensure leadership.

2) Export the American population: Cultural exchanges are an old time proven method of bettering economic and political ties, but Americans do not travel often enough outside the country to reap the benefits. The Federal government should encourage travel and relocation of Americans to other countries, to live, work and study. Not mere tourism, but actual resettlement. Americans would be surprised to know that there are already American neighborhoods in many countries around the world and on every continent. This project would actually be similar to how the American population expanded across the continent throughout the 1800s. Doing this would not only increase American exports around the world but would facilitate diplomacy, and rapidly spread American concepts. Let's say that 10% of the population is willing at one point or another in their life to live in a foreign country for ten years, that means that at any one point in time there could be 30 million Americans living abroad, teaching others about American culture. No other international relations program in the world could compare.

3) Invest in infrastructure: Since the 1950's very little investment has gone into public infrastructure, beyond maintenance. In fact, other than Boston's Big Dig no major public works have been initiated, but mass mobility of the population remains important for a healthy economy. A major investment into interstate high speed trains and municipal public transportation will help facilitate mobility. From an economic point of view it will help alleviate the turns of the business cycle as people looking for employment will be better able to reach corporations with available jobs, by facilitating relocation, while also reducing the need for it. To make an analogy the US today is like New York without its subway system. There's simply no good reason why I cannot travel from New York to Chicago or Washington DC, without wasting so much time with airports, when it could be as easy as stepping into the subway.

4) Redesign the educational system and provide funding for it: Perhaps the greatest problem with the educational system is that it is wholly outdated. The current system was designed in the 1800s for an agricultural country and last updated at the turn of the century to aid industrialization. In other words, we have a system designed for kids to be able to return to the farm or work at a factory after school. Neither of these models represents modern American society. A look at the worlds top educational systems we find Finland and Japan both of which not only have longer school days but more of them. Essentially, by the time these students graduate they have 30 to 40% more schooling than American students and can speak on average 2.5 foreign languages other than their native language. In an information economy like the one developing globally, those students will not only be more successful, but also more adaptable to changing market conditions. In other words, if the US is going to be successful in the 21st century, it should educated its children for it. Oh, and as far as bringing religion to the schools, as some groups are lobbying for, the day they can charge a cellphone by prayer or turn polluted water into drinking water at the calling of miracles, then you can teach religion in schools, until then keep faith out of the science classroom.

5) Fund & organize 'Manhattan Project' for solar energy: Solar energy is the 'Holy Grail' of renewable energy resources, after cold fusion. While much of the knowledge is already there, the technology is still expensive and too inefficient for a mass consumer market. It is, nevertheless, extremely safe, and essentially limitless with billions of years before it runs out. Much like the efforts that brought atomic power to hands of mortal men from theory into reality in a short handful of years, a similar effort should be undertaken to bring some of the greatest minds to work on the development and popularization of solar power.

6) Encourage entrepreneurship through small business NYSE: Stock exchanges like the NYSE and Nasdaq are very important to the economy as they facilitate investment and reward corporate efficiency. Small businesses however are the driving force of the economy yet they are excluded from that important piece. A small business stock exchange, regional in nature perhaps, could help draw foreign and domestic investment to entrepreneurs who otherwise find it difficult to compete in a global market. Such exchanges would also help to diversify the business climate further and reduce the need for small business loans that can cripple the credit worthiness of a business. More independent businesses means greater economic activity and stability.

7) End the Cuban embargo: There are 11 million people sitting 90 miles away who would like to buy everything from a hamburger to iPods and cars and the only thing stopping them is a misguided policy that mistrusts the very capitalist system it espouses. The free market system is not perfect but it is a democratizing tool and if the US really wants to bring democracy to Cuba that is the fastest way to do it. Besides, just like China and Vietnam, Cuba has sought to change its economy to a free-market-like system, but unlike those other communist countries, the embargo on Cuba makes it impossible. It also impoverishes the US by denying American corporations of such an entrepreneurial consumer base, that by sheer geographic proximity would be wholly dominated by American products. The embargo also has a graver cost in terms of American credibility around the world as it makes the US look weak and fearful of Cuba, not to mention inhumane and capricious in policy.

8) Encourage urban agriculture: While farming is still a part of American life, the agriculture industry is dominated by a corporate superstructure and an inefficient transportation system. So despite the fact that most Americans do not know what a famine is, food security is a real issue. If freight transportation should come to a halt, be it by a labor strike or terrorism, urban centers would have less than one week's worth of food. This is a major catastrophe waiting to happen, and one for which no counter measure has been developed. Urban agriculture, like the victory gardens of WWII, could become a primary solution if developed prior to such a crisis. Urban agriculture could provide a new source of income for urban populations, diversify the food supply, and maintain a buffer against corporate upheavals in the industry.

9) Encourage development of an African Common Market: Africa is the world's most underdeveloped and forgotten market. That means that its importance will increase over the next few decades as the only real growth sector of the global economy. With 900 million people and the majority of the continent's population under the age of 25, Africa is largely untapped and under appreciated. Proximity to Europe and the Chinese economic expansion have however severely curtailed the influence of the American dollar since the last decade. In order to change this, it is important to first help Africa adopt a common market which could create a common currency, create a commodities market and integrate its banking system. One of the problems in Africa has been the fact that all of its countries are pitted against each other in the global economy. A common African market would lift all while protecting the continent's trade from problems in an individual country. An analogy is the impact the Euro has had in Europe, where the economic troubles of one country are absorbed by the rest while maintaining a collective trend in the positive end. Similar efforts are now taking place in Latin America and Asia. A common market would stabilize Africa, encourage democracy, and in effect allow it to deal with its domestic problems more efficiently. If the US wants to remain relevant in tomorrows most promising market, it should invest some time and money into this endeavor today unless it doesn't want 900 million new consumers.

10) Do not go to war against Iran: Imperial overstretch is a real concept proven by history and vastly ignored by most Americans. Part of the problem is that most Americans have such a simplistic view of the world that they are unable to see themselves as an empire; suggestions 2-9 in this article should help to change that. Most Americans fail to understand the dynamics of geopolitical strategy. Back when the population was smaller in the 1890s a greater proportion of the population understood that simply because the US was not a superpower and because those American's had the privilege of observing the British, French, and German Empires be empires. But Americans today live in a world where they believe America has been the greatest of powers since the revolution was won. That perspective robs Americans from understanding how easily a superpower can be demoted from its perch. Imperial overstretch is one way in which this happens. The privilege, in fact, of being an empire is to be able to flex one's muscle when needed with little risk. Unfortunately that risk is a variable that cannot be fully accounted for and empires which fail to calculate that risk appropriately are said to have "overstretched" themselves. When this occurs to one empire it provides an advantage to others. In a world where China, Russia, India, the European Union, and Brazil are all playing the game of empire, the US needs to really calculate the risks involved in a war against Iran or any other country. Some would argue that the US is already overstretched with Iraq and Afghanistan, and that the other empires are definitely testing the new boundaries of the American empire. If this is true, Iran will be played appropriately by Europe, and Russia to their benefit, while China, India, and Brazil all place their bets.

The best analysis's say a war against Iran will further raise the cost of oil, increase the national debt, and diminish military capacity for about a decade to come. All this, while further alienating our relations abroad, reducing American political influence, while reducing consumption of American exports. And still, there is the other problem of regional instability in the middle east, which will only be deepened by war against Iran.

Essentially, the best thing the US could do today to remain the hegemon on this planet is to make sure that it does not go to war until the mess in Iraq has been cleaned up, or until it has truly and appropriately calculated the risk involved in such a war and if those risks are worth it.

**These are my suggestions, they are worth as much as yours, but maybe someone in the NSA is reading this too and looking for ideas.